I'm reading British tabloids

Katy Perry is auctioning off a chance to touch her breasts, for some charity



Kate Moss is having relationship problems with Jamie Hince and is asking Peter Dougherty for relationship advice
but isn't taking care of herself (she's 34)



Amy Winehouse is in hospital after bad drugs & is divorcing the jailbird




Peaches Geldof is airhead du jour - got married in Vegas to a guy she knew 5 minutes, has a clothing line, a tv show
and a magazine column - her dad got paid $100,000 to talk about poverty in Melbourne

Madonna's nice green outfit

A-Rod in the front row in Miami

Amy - It's Over - We Were Only In It For the Sex

Courtney Love Blogs 80 Times in One Weekend

Amy's Beehive is Back

Ron Jeremy

Amy Winehouse

Courtney and Madonna

Britney

Palin Nude Rumors

The sunbathing one is real - it's at some Republican deal in Florida. The painting is in some pub. The artist used his daughter as a model, which is the wierdest thing of all. Supposedly Palin posed nude back in her beauty contest days but it keeps popping on and off the internet. The White Rabbit one is mysterious but a good likeness.

Damn You Barack Obama You Pretty MothaFucka

Madonna and Britney Reunite

Lindsay Lohan Makes Final Plea - VOTE!

Brotha in a Tub