Angie & Johnny - NEVER!!!

Angelina Jolie's Mom

Angelina Jolie and Undecided Voter - X Rated Version

Brad & Angelina's Wax Baby

(for Madame Tussaud's)

Angie Jolie in old Heroin Den Tape, Chelsea Hotel

Finally found something salacious enough to arouse my curiosity.

Too many veins

Angelina Jolie in Baghdad

Actress and UN goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie was in Baghdad on Thursday to highlight the plight of Iraqi refugees.

She said there needs to be a more coherent plan as the more than two million internally displaced Iraqis trickle back to their homes amid a lull in violence.

"There's lots of goodwill and lots of discussion, but there seems to be just a lot of talk at the moment," she said in an interview on CNN.

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Angelina Goes Vanilla

Angelina Jolie of the Holy Order of BDSM Bi-sexuality Claims Brad Pitt Made Her Boring In Bed!

Blah, blah, blah, hot ass Angelina Jolie's denouncing her former, steamy sex life in favor of plain ole boy / girl missionary sex with Brad Pitt. The becoming-less-sexy-by-the-day lesbian icon recently told The Sun, "I've never hidden my bi-sexuality but since I've been with Brad, there's no room for that or S & M in my life."

This from the woman who nailed Billy Bob Thornton in the back of a limo enroute to an awards show and bragged about it to the press while sporting a vial of Billy's blood around her neck. No more girls, no more knife play? Why hast thou forsaken us Angie? Whatever, I'm sure Brad's good at a boring old man-on-top bang but throw us a bone here.

These bi-sexual celebs are always touting their affinity for girls but wind up permanently attached to a dude i.e., Angie, Megan Mullalley and Pink. Gals, it's time to put your money where your mouth or put your mouth… well, you get the picture.

(Thx Bert) Originally from WIRED

PITT/JOLIE HIT MCDONALD'S ON CHRISTMAS

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kept their promise to stay out of the kitchen on Christmas Day -- the couple was spotted picking up McDonald's Happy Meals in New Orleans, La.

In recent interviews, Jolie revealed she's a terrible cook and would not be responsible for serving up food treats for her partner and their four kids on Christmas Day.

And it seems Pitt wasn't about to step in and cook up the festive fare -- he was spotted at the wheel of a mini-van as the family grabbed boxed fast food for lunch.

Angelina Jolie is in Iraq