Britney in Pink

King of Pop

Britney Spears: Don't Smoke Pot Vancouver!

(walks off stage after 15 minutes, leaves crowd in the dark)

Mpls Artists Devotes Whole Gallery to Britney

Scott Seekins is a Minneapolis artist who is obsessed with Britney Spears. Since 2001, he has devoted nearly every painting to her. He would like her to notice him. One of his former muses was Madonna (the real virgin, not Ciccone.)

Seekins feels that Britney's course runs parallel to the decline in this country. She was a Mouseketeer in an age of innocence. Seekins does not paint her bald with an umbrella. Seekins is well-known in Minneapolis for wearing black suits in winter and white suits in summer. He has done this since art school. He is famous for being famous (as a scenester.)

Here are a couple I liked, from the slideshow at the link. (Slugbug)

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Spears Sisters host baby shower

Britney Driving? Well she had a wreck

Cher tells Britney to Car Bomb Paparazzi

Cher has told Britney Spears to "blow up" the paparazzi.

When asked if she had a message for Britney, Cher said: "Yeah, she should blow you guys up with a car bomb!"

Obama views Britney Statue

Leave Britney Aloooooooooone

$24,000 taxpayer money for the police security
to take her to the mental facility

I have a sister who is mentally ill & lives in a psych ward
- so I'm not making fun of her

News returns to Normal

Britney or Homeless

How awful does Britney Spears feel her life is right now? She told the paparazzi in a British accent, "you're better off being homeless than being me, sir." In a video posted on Hollywood.TV, Spears complained "it's been a long time since I had fun."
The photographers then asked Spears if she had something to tell Adnan Ghalib, the photographer she's been hanging out with recently. Spears replied that she didn't know who that was. Spears said she "never met him."

Poor Britney

psych ward

Big News Day: Amy Winehouse Arrested; Britney's Younger Sister Pregnant

Britney Spears Steals White Coats Worth Lots of Pounds

Britney Spears has been accused of stealing four white coats from designer Katja Berglund following her 26th birthday celebrations in Los Angeles at the weekend. The pop star partied at the Scandinavian Style Mansion on Saturday night with old pal Paris Hilton - but is alleged to have picked up a few extra coats, costing a total of $28,200 (€31,800), for her and her friends as she left the venue, according to Swedish newspaper 'Aftonbladet'. This is not the first time Spears has been caught up in theft allegations - last week, she was reported to have swiped a wig off a mannequin as she stormed out of Hollywood sex shop Hustler.

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Britney Runs a Red While on Cell Phone with Kids in Car

Britney refuses to promote her new CD

Be a Lady