EarthtoTurtle: August 2007

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Friday, August 10, 2007

Dead Sisters

Italian woman found living with dead sisters

Italian police tipped off by an anonymous phone call found a 70-year old woman living with the corpses of two older sisters who had died roughly a year ago, an Italian news agency reported.

It was not clear if the dead sisters, aged 73 and 78, had died of natural causes or were killed, ANSA said.

"Everything is clearly linked to religion, they believed in resurrection," a local prosecutor at the scene told ANSA. "Some years ago they completely isolated themselves from everyone, many friends thought they were away at a holiday home."

Their mummified bodies were taken away for autopsies to determine when and how they died, while their sibling was taken to a hospital, the agency said.

"It was impossible to enter the house because of the stench," the prosecutor said, adding that a large dead dog was also found at the house entrance. "Inside, the situation was like that of a horror film."

Local police were not immediately available for comment.

Modern Paris

Mitt Romney's Little Chicken Hawks

"My sons are all adults and they've made decisions about their careers and they've chosen not to serve in the military and active duty and I respect their decision in that regard. One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."
-- Mitt Romney

from MITT ROMNEY'S LITTLE CHICKEN HAWKS
http://apenwarmedinhell.blogspot.com/2007/08/my-sons-are-all-adults-and-theyve-m
ade.html

Thursday, August 9, 2007

A Dirty Joke

A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.”

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife’s panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he’d be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.

“How did you get in here?” he asked.

“Shhhhh!!!” she replied, “you’ll wake-up my mother!”