Tuesday, December 30, 2008
The Kills guitarist was not pleased that Moss had 'misplaced' the Native American ring designed to symbolize the model's happy future and Hince's role in it. She ended up turning her Cotswolds home upside down looking for it and nearly missed her flight to Thailand, where she, Hince and her daughter Lila Grace plan to spend the New Year. "There was a terrible panic when Kate realised the ring had disappeared," the Mirror quoted a source as saying.
"Jamie had it specially made for her in Santa Fe. It was solid silver with a gorgeous blue stone and was supposed to have all sorts of protective powers. But Kate forgot to put it back in its box and the piece went walkabout. She was scouring through the bins and rifling around discarded wrapping paper like a woman possessed."
"Jamie almost lost his rag when he thought they were going to miss their flight. He had to practically shove her into the car. Poor Kate kept apologizing. But she later joked that the ring's protective powers left a lot to be desired!" the source added.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Karl is downsizing.
Karl keeps two Hummers in Paris and one in Monte Carlo.
"I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.The chambermaid, chauffeur and chef are still musts around the clock."
"The Hummer is like a tank and gives me a feeling of security. I don't want to drive at the same level as the others."
He recently purchased a new home in Vermont, but doesn't consider it flashy.
"In fact it's almost Puritanical. For me it's a new form of modesty."
Monday, December 22, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Katy Perry is auctioning off a chance to touch her breasts, for some charity
Kate Moss is having relationship problems with Jamie Hince and is asking Peter Dougherty for relationship advice
but isn't taking care of herself (she's 34)
Amy Winehouse is in hospital after bad drugs & is divorcing the jailbird
Peaches Geldof is airhead du jour - got married in Vegas to a guy she knew 5 minutes, has a clothing line, a tv show
and a magazine column - her dad got paid $100,000 to talk about poverty in Melbourne
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
The sunbathing one is real - it's at some Republican deal in Florida. The painting is in some pub. The artist used his daughter as a model, which is the wierdest thing of all. Supposedly Palin posed nude back in her beauty contest days but it keeps popping on and off the internet. The White Rabbit one is mysterious but a good likeness.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Gordon Brown had to explain to Nelson Mandela who Amy Winehouse was and why she was singing "free Blakey my fella" at the former South African president's 90th birthday.
She performed at Mandela's London birthday concert in front of 50,000 people. She substituted the chorus of "Free Nelson Mandela with her own statement about freeing her husband. People started to sing "Free Blakey My Fella" instead of "Free Nelson Mandela." This left Former Prime Minister Nelson Mandela very confused. Gordon Brown then had to explain who Amy Winehouse was. Amy told her friends, "You know, Nelson Mandela and my husband have a great deal in common - both of them have spent a great deal of time in prison".
Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison in apartheid South Africa and went on to become South Africa's first black president in 1994. Blakc Fielder-Civil is serving 27 months in prison for perverting justice.
Mandela spent 27 years in prison in apartheid South Africa, before becoming the country's first black president in 1994.
Fielder-Civil, 26, is serving 27 months for ABH and perverting justice.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Larry Flynt’s Hustler is shooting a porno flick with a Sarah Palin look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” Flynt is known for targeting high profile political figures.
The fake Sarah Palin is Lisa Ann. In the flick the Alaska Governer “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In a flashback scene “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” There’s also a menage a trois with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election. Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist. (keepin' up-to-date via New York Daily News & I also requested to be Lisa Ann's MySpace friend)
From Tide Theory (It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn), I learn that Hillary will be portrayed by 49-year-old Nina Hartley. That's almost famous!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Winehouse is reportedly considering joining the group, which already counts Tom Cruise and John Travolta as members.
"She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album," said a source.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
This will also go on my tabloid blog but is momentous enough to repeat here. Prince, now a devout Jehovah's Witness (like Michael Jackson) is swearing off sex until he meets the right person. He is eschewing raunchy lyrics of the past and will produce family-friendly music. He is also putting out a new coffee-table book of photos soon.
more on mellowing Prince
more on his door-to-door "witnessing"