Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Courtney says she's a "fur whore" so fuck off PETA

Kate Loses Ring

English model Kate Moss was left red-faced after she lost a 3,000 pounds ring from her boyfriend Jamie Hince. Moss, 34, lost the ring bought by Hince during the American leg of his band’s recent tour just three hours after receiving it.

The Kills guitarist was not pleased that Moss had 'misplaced' the Native American ring designed to symbolize the model's happy future and Hince's role in it. She ended up turning her Cotswolds home upside down looking for it and nearly missed her flight to Thailand, where she, Hince and her daughter Lila Grace plan to spend the New Year. "There was a terrible panic when Kate realised the ring had disappeared," the Mirror quoted a source as saying.

"Jamie had it specially made for her in Santa Fe. It was solid silver with a gorgeous blue stone and was supposed to have all sorts of protective powers. But Kate forgot to put it back in its box and the piece went walkabout. She was scouring through the bins and rifling around discarded wrapping paper like a woman possessed."

"Jamie almost lost his rag when he thought they were going to miss their flight. He had to practically shove her into the car. Poor Kate kept apologizing. But she later joked that the ring's protective powers left a lot to be desired!" the source added.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Karl Lagerfeld Downsizing


Karl is downsizing.

"I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.The chambermaid, chauffeur and chef are still musts around the clock."

Karl keeps two Hummers in Paris and one in Monte Carlo.

"The Hummer is like a tank and gives me a feeling of security. I don't want to drive at the same level as the others."


He recently purchased a new home in Vermont, but doesn't consider it flashy.

"In fact it's almost Puritanical. For me it's a new form of modesty."

Monday, December 22, 2008

Obama in Hawaii

Check out those abs!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Paris Hilton Parties While Her Home is Robbed

2 million worth of jewelry - by an amateur

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My Man Barry

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Georgina Hobday - next hot model

Her house was trashed by party goers.

Lindsay Talks Breakup

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Sunday, December 7, 2008

J*** in My Pants

Friday, December 5, 2008

Jackie Beat - Baby Got Front

Courtney Blogs on MySpace About Her Magazine Cover

Boy George in Trouble Again

.. cuffed an escort and hit him .. said guy was tampering with his computer ..

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Kate Moss in Window of Top Shop

.. may have bun in oven ..

Mark Ronson

Saturday, November 29, 2008

I'm reading British tabloids

Katy Perry is auctioning off a chance to touch her breasts, for some charity

Kate Moss is having relationship problems with Jamie Hince and is asking Peter Dougherty for relationship advice
but isn't taking care of herself (she's 34)

Amy Winehouse is in hospital after bad drugs & is divorcing the jailbird

Peaches Geldof is airhead du jour - got married in Vegas to a guy she knew 5 minutes, has a clothing line, a tv show
and a magazine column - her dad got paid $100,000 to talk about poverty in Melbourne

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Madonna's nice green outfit

A-Rod in the front row in Miami

Monday, November 24, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Palin Nude Rumors

The sunbathing one is real - it's at some Republican deal in Florida. The painting is in some pub. The artist used his daughter as a model, which is the wierdest thing of all. Supposedly Palin posed nude back in her beauty contest days but it keeps popping on and off the internet. The White Rabbit one is mysterious but a good likeness.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008

Brotha in a Tub

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

Courtney Love in Time for Halloween

New Kate Moss Collection

Gordon Brown Explains Amy Winehouse to Nelson Mandela

The Telegraph

Gordon Brown had to explain to Nelson Mandela who Amy Winehouse was and why she was singing "free Blakey my fella" at the former South African president's 90th birthday.

She performed at Mandela's London birthday concert in front of 50,000 people. She substituted the chorus of "Free Nelson Mandela with her own statement about freeing her husband. People started to sing "Free Blakey My Fella" instead of "Free Nelson Mandela." This left Former Prime Minister Nelson Mandela very confused. Gordon Brown then had to explain who Amy Winehouse was. Amy told her friends, "You know, Nelson Mandela and my husband have a great deal in common - both of them have spent a great deal of time in prison".

Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison in apartheid South Africa and went on to become South Africa's first black president in 1994. Blakc Fielder-Civil is serving 27 months in prison for perverting justice.

Mandela spent 27 years in prison in apartheid South Africa, before becoming the country's first black president in 1994.
Fielder-Civil, 26, is serving 27 months for ABH and perverting justice.

Madonna's Gun Shoes

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Nailin' Paylin

Larry Flynt’s Hustler is shooting a porno flick with a Sarah Palin look-alike titled “Nailin’ Paylin.” Flynt is known for targeting high profile political figures.

The fake Sarah Palin is Lisa Ann. In the flick the Alaska Governer “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In a flashback scene “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” There’s also a menage a trois with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election. Reports of the porn first surfaced when an ad for a Palin-lookalike porn actress was posted on Craigslist. (keepin' up-to-date via New York Daily News & I also requested to be Lisa Ann's MySpace friend)

From Tide Theory (It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn), I learn that Hillary will be portrayed by 49-year-old Nina Hartley. That's almost famous!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Big Ole Butt

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Bad .. Bad .. Amy Winehouse ... Scientology ... Cult

The Church urged the singer to try its Narconon drugs programme, which it claims has helped hundreds of people kick their addiction, according to the Sunday Mirror.

Winehouse is reportedly considering joining the group, which already counts Tom Cruise and John Travolta as members.

"She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album," said a source.

acc/ Gawker.Com

Finally some good news about .. Amy Winehouse

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Prince Swearing Off Sex


This will also go on my tabloid blog but is momentous enough to repeat here. Prince, now a devout Jehovah's Witness (like Michael Jackson) is swearing off sex until he meets the right person. He is eschewing raunchy lyrics of the past and will produce family-friendly music. He is also putting out a new coffee-table book of photos soon.

more on mellowing Prince
more on his door-to-door "witnessing"

Monday, September 22, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008