Lindsay & Sam

Prince Swearing Off Sex

This will also go on my tabloid blog but is momentous enough to repeat here. Prince, now a devout Jehovah's Witness (like Michael Jackson) is swearing off sex until he meets the right person. He is eschewing raunchy lyrics of the past and will produce family-friendly music. He is also putting out a new coffee-table book of photos soon.

more on mellowing Prince
more on his door-to-door "witnessing"

George Michael Busted Again ..

Obama turns down Lindsay Lohan's Help

Barack Obama/Bobby Kennedy = Hope

from Joe in OK

Koons' Jacko Displayed in Versailles

Amy Winehouse Turns 25 Today

Sadly, I have doubts if she will make the age 27 of Cobain, Joplin, Hendrix, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison.

She is supposed to buy a country retreat just blocks from her husband's jail.

Screw the Naysayers - Obama has the right priorities

Obama Drops Daughters Off On First Day of School

(CBS)

(CHICAGO) - The students at the University of Chicago Laboratory School had a surprise this morning when Barack Obama made a brief appearance at the academy. He showed up with his daughters, Malia and Sasha, who arrived for their first day of school.

Although he is running for president, Obama was clearly hoping to remain incognito. He was dressed in all black, including a black jacket and workout pants, and wore his trademark White Sox baseball cap.

Marilyn Manson may divorce again

2nd wife (Lolita) might be going for elderly Mickey Rourke - note also died hair, dressed & made up to look like Manson's former wife Dita Von Teese?

Courtney spent $300,000 on daughter's Sweet Sixteen party

She wore Morticia's dress from "The Addams Family."

Dave Grohl is writing a tell-all.

Gold Kate Moss in British Museum

haha Palin is next!!! It's called Blowback

Amy Winehouse Orders 48 Bottles of Jack Daniels

She got them to help her get through Bestival this weekend, in the UK.

Jesus was a Community Organizer, Pontius Pilate was a Governor

Palin Pancake

Palin on Us