Kim Kardashian's Cellulite

Courtney Love Says Pam Anderson is Broke

Here they are - weren't we reading about pig farms today?

"Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card," ... "And she lives in Paradise Cove - which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu" - so says Courtney

As for who is broke ..

Courtney Love is claiming that the money she inherited from her late husband Kurt Cobain after his death in 1994 has been stolen. According to Love's lawyer, Rhonda J Holmes, as much as $530m (£360m) may have been looted by unscrupulous investors acting on the singer's behalf.

"I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude. This case is going to make Bernard Madoff look warm and fuzzy," Holmes told the New York Post.

When moving men found a dead bird in a matchbox at Courtney Love’s house, they tossed it into the garbage. Apparently the dead bird was an £8,000 piece of art work and Love is said to be “blazing mad” about it.

Kate Moss & Miley Cyrus Seen in London in Almost Same Dress

Kate is said to be pregnant, has quit drinking not because of that but because
of medication for a fungal infection incurred during an unsanitary manicure
(she can afford a good one but went to a sleazy one.)

She also ripped out the side of that expensive dress later that night.

Amy Update

Amy's dad rushed to the Caribbean to see her after her burn.
She is 5 million pounds poorer this year due to the recession -
has not done a third album.

Here she is wearing two pairs of pants.

Amy Winehouse Burned Whilst Cooking Pasta

Back Off Fuckers

Branson with Nude Model

Non Exemplary Beach People

Val Kilmer, Jack Nicholson, Giorgio Armani, Simon Cowell

Madonna Falls off Horse

(old news, second time for her, blames paparazzi)

Miley Cyrus Believes in Gay Marriage

Turtle

Marilyn Chambers - Behind the Green Door Now

Busted! Phil Spector

murderer

Britney Spears: Don't Smoke Pot Vancouver!

(walks off stage after 15 minutes, leaves crowd in the dark)

Poor Lindsay

I found a Helmut Newton I hadn't seen

Globe Says Bush Calls Condi

Michelle and Carla are Hot!

Michelle Obama gave Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson acoustic guitar.

Mpls Artists Devotes Whole Gallery to Britney

Scott Seekins is a Minneapolis artist who is obsessed with Britney Spears. Since 2001, he has devoted nearly every painting to her. He would like her to notice him. One of his former muses was Madonna (the real virgin, not Ciccone.)

Seekins feels that Britney's course runs parallel to the decline in this country. She was a Mouseketeer in an age of innocence. Seekins does not paint her bald with an umbrella. Seekins is well-known in Minneapolis for wearing black suits in winter and white suits in summer. He has done this since art school. He is famous for being famous (as a scenester.)

Here are a couple I liked, from the slideshow at the link. (Slugbug)

Kate Moss Says Her Bustline is Growing

Moss comments, “I love Michelle Obama and I think she’s absolutely amazing.”

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Kate Moss's Growing Bustline