Thursday, December 6, 2007

Amy WInehouse Going to Rehab, WIns Grammies




(Amy leaves house to visit husband in jail, forgets her key and has to crawl under the fence upon her return home)

“After cancelling the remaining dates of her UK tour, due to physical and emotional strain, Amy Winehouse has been under the care of physicians. Amy and her family ask that her privacy is respected during this difficult time.”

(Hat tip to British tabloids, whose paparazzi tail the stars so I don't have to)

AND FINALLY!

Six Grammy nominations for Winehouse
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 2 hours ago
While her personal life may seem to be unravelling at the seams, Amy Winehouse's professional career continues to thrive after she received six nominations ...
Grammy Nominations Include Six for Winehouse New York Times
Winehouse gets six Grammy nominations Reuters UK
Grammy Drama Ahead With Kanye, Winehouse The Associated Press
Reuters - The Canadian Press
all 1,110 news articles »

From:
"Nyc W. Alberts"
[To:
Ravers Geriatric
Subject:
RG: Paging DiAnne....
Date:
December 6, 2007 7:39:34 PM PST

Looks like your girl Amy is gonna pull at least a Grammy outta her ass
this year:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=winehouse&um=1&ie=UTF-8&resnum=1&ct=title

Good for her.

Contrary to popular belief, unapologetically enjoying life is not a
leading indicator or predictor of an early death.

Running afoul of the laws designed to punish one for enjoying their life
is is incredibly more harmful to ones physical health; by several orders
of magnitude.

That's how upside-down-inside-out-and-backwards our culture is, and
forevermore shall be.

Gotta love those Puritans, 400+ years and their bullshit still dominates.

God Bless America.

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